Tuesday, March 22, 2005

How much wood can a Wood-chuck chuck?

A pointed question indeed. A similar question is "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" Neither of which I will try to answer. Rather, I will speak inteligently about the possible outcomes of said experiments. From my professional position, I hereby say that any type of testing would most certainly end in failure. Therefore, with the surmounting evidence of doom, I call to mind my last memory of a candy bar. And henceforth, I depart. Num num, goody goody.

(the above paragraph has been a futile effort to explain the mysteries of life, the universe and everything... please exclude from future memory and go about your life grinning and sniffling as usual)

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