Tuesday, March 22, 2005

How much wood can a Wood-chuck chuck?

A pointed question indeed. A similar question is "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" Neither of which I will try to answer. Rather, I will speak inteligently about the possible outcomes of said experiments. From my professional position, I hereby say that any type of testing would most certainly end in failure. Therefore, with the surmounting evidence of doom, I call to mind my last memory of a candy bar. And henceforth, I depart. Num num, goody goody.

(the above paragraph has been a futile effort to explain the mysteries of life, the universe and everything... please exclude from future memory and go about your life grinning and sniffling as usual)

Friday, March 11, 2005

Terror Alert has some new faces...



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Oh, How the Ignorance can sting...



Jesus is not a means for political or personal success and all those who use his name, image and likeness will recieve their reward.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

A Clear Day In The Sunlight

The morning sun warms the air just enough in the wintertime to create a dew that when it reaches the nostrals and olfactories gives the senses a feeling of purity and a clean spirit. This renewal of life's fire, the oxygen that enriches our blood's potency, can quicken our heart and enliven our mind to such a state of mindfulness that one may wonder why we don't all find time to breath in the fresh air of the dawning day. The truth is that such brutal awareness of one's surroundings can be uncomfortable at times. We want to only be aware of a fraction of what goes on around us, the reality of everyday existence can be overwhelming at times. The challenge is to let in more and more of everyday, so as to allow your mind to expand and grow. If we could all just become more aware of 5 more minutes of everyday and continue this trend unto its completion, we could truly start to effect change within our lives. And then we would all be glad to take in the warming air of the morning sun and find peace within a day that is clear.

MARK